Quotes & Jokes about Gays

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I'm in a weird situation 'cause I like rainbows, but I'm not gay. So I wear a rainbow on my shirt, but then under it I gotta put 'Not Gay.' But I'm not against gay people, so then under that I gotta put 'But Supportive.' I just think it's weird that one group took refracted light. That's pretty greedy, gays.

A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.

Whoever you hate will end up in your family. You don't like gays? You're gonna have a gay son. You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your daughter's gonna come home with Livin' La Vida Loca!

They say that if you're afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you're actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I'm afraid of dogs.

A guy say to me "are you gay?" and I say "bend over and let's find out".

When you're gay every party is a bad sweater party.

I think it's weird that one group took refracted light. Pretty greedy, gays.

I think the best part of being gay is when you're done, you could turn over and talk about football.

I work out with alot of gay guys at the gym. I do, because my only goal is to get into "gay shape". Now, you know what I'm talking about. Gay men are the most ripped kind of... listen... I don't know how strong you have to be to blow a guy, but I'm guessin', there is some muscle involved.

How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I've got a cousin who is 18... Yeah, still believes in gay marriage.

If you are in here and you are gay and you are offended that I'm using the word faggot, I apologize and I'll suck your dick after the show.

It’s hard to know what’s gay in life. Boxing. That’s two men fighting over a belt.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

The thing I don't understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who's supposed to pretend they don't want it?

There's no such thing, of course, as an old-fashioned gay guy. They're the most decadent people.