Halloween’s my favorite holiday because you don’t have to spend it with your family.
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We're so inconsistent about what we let kill ya. "Smoking? Must be eradicated. Marijuana? Zero tolerance." But there's lots of ways to kill yourself. You know what I think kills you? Stress, and being a workaholic, and never getting laid, and, uh, McDonalds, and staying mad at people, and lying for a living, and three-martini lunches, and the all-American breakfast, and whatever the fuck Elvis was doing. That's what kills you.
It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude.
I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.