Quote by Doug Stanhope:


Fucking immigrants, all started with that Einstein... Once they brought him over from Germany and we didn't have any good genius jobs, it was a trickle-down effect.

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If a guy is treating you like he doesn’t give a shit, he genuinely doesn’t give a shit. No exceptions.

The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me.

Finally there is someone that you can invest in that looks like you, speaks like you, relates to things you relate to, and make our culture okay to talk about.