Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons.
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Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.
For me, a breakup changed my entire life. I was a mess. I really got rocked, and I ended up turning it into a positive thing.
I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren't.