Quote by Eugene Mirman:

I don't speak French, but I took it for five years growing up. So, if I were in a situation where I had to be, like, 'Excuse me, pineapple dog house red, what time is it library?' - no problem.

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Eugene Boris Mirman is a Russian-American comedian and writer known for playing Yvgeny Mirminsky on Delocated and Gene Belcher on the animated comedy Bob's Burgers.

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The kick of comedy is to think quickly. It's a great kick.

Doctors don't cure shit! They don't cure shit! The last disease doctors cured was polio, when's the last time you met someone with polio?

I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.

I'm famous for my bottom dances, but you'll only see my bum and willy if you raise a million pounds within an hour.

You might be a redneck if the diploma hanging in your den contains the words "Trucking Institute".