If the immigration bill doesn't go through it is okay because we'll still go through.
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You'll get my assault weapon when you pry it out of my curious six-year-old's cold dead hands.
Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.
I don't hate America. I love America. I want it to be better. The only way we can get it to be better is to realistically criticize what's wrong with it.