We can choose our family. We can’t choose our relatives.
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My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized bed.
Why have I been chosen to deliver the message of female intelligence and its divinity to a deaf world of males? I have asked my god that question and She answered, 'Hey, why not you Roseanne?' Indeed, why not each of us?
The hardest working person in showbusiness has never been or ever will be a 'famous person'.