Quote by Gary Gulman:


When you're gay every party is a bad sweater party.

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Gary Lewis Gulman is an American stand-up comedian. He was a finalist on the NBC reality-talent show Last Comic Standing in its second and third seasons. He released his first CD, Conversations With Inanimate Objects in 2005, and his first television special Gary Gulman: Boyish Man the following year.

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Somebody cut my bike seat. Think about that. What level of misery must you have experienced as a kid to see my 10-speed tied to a pole, pull out a blade and be like, 'Look at this rich mother fucker right here.' You know, like I control the banks because I own a Huffy. I'm the bad guy; I'm the guy you want to get back at.

My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.

Anal sex is a lot like spinach: if you're forced to have it as a child, you won't enjoy it as an adult.