Quote by Greg Giraldo:

The Virgin Mary... We have a whole religion based on a woman who really stuck to her story.

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Gregory C. Giraldo was an American stand-up comedian, television personality, and lawyer. He is remembered for his appearances on Comedy Central's televised roast specials, and for his work on that network's television shows Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, Lewis Black's Root of All Evil, and the programming block Stand-Up Nation, the last of which he hosted.

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I would love to DJ the royal wedding. Just so I could play "Candle in the Wind" non-stop.