The Virgin Mary... We have a whole religion based on a woman who really stuck to her story.
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My films are therapy for my debilitating depression. In institutions people weave baskets. I make films.
My black-eye and fat lip suggests that 'up the backside'... was definitely the wrong answer, when my girlfriend asked me 'where are you taking me for my birthday?'
Did you know that a single fur coat takes 14 trees just for the protest signs?