Quote by Greg Giraldo:

The Virgin Mary... We have a whole religion based on a woman who really stuck to her story.

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Gregory C. Giraldo was an American stand-up comedian, television personality, and lawyer. He is remembered for his appearances on Comedy Central's televised roast specials, and for his work on that network's television shows Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, Lewis Black's Root of All Evil, and the programming block Stand-Up Nation, the last of which he hosted.

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My films are therapy for my debilitating depression. In institutions people weave baskets. I make films.

My black-eye and fat lip suggests that 'up the backside'... was definitely the wrong answer, when my girlfriend asked me 'where are you taking me for my birthday?'

Did you know that a single fur coat takes 14 trees just for the protest signs?