I don’t tend to like race jokes. I don’t like Jew jokes and black jokes, and they make me very uncomfortable, probably because I’m both. Well, I’m not black - but if I was then I could dance better.
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C is for cookie, it's good enough for me; oh cookie cookie cookie starts with C.
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.