I don’t tend to like race jokes. I don’t like Jew jokes and black jokes, and they make me very uncomfortable, probably because I’m both. Well, I’m not black - but if I was then I could dance better.
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The four sweetest words in the English language - "You wore me down".
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Latin women enjoy being women more than other women.