Quote by Bill Maher:


The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm The Beatles.

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William Maher is an American comedian, political commentator, and television host. He is known for the HBO political talk show Real Time with Bill Maher and the similar late-night show called Politically Incorrect, originally on Comedy Central and later on ABC.

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