There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil.
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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
I feel stupid when I write the word banana. Its like, how many na's are on this thing? 'Cause I'm like "Bana... keep going. Bananana... damn."
She's always bragging about the dumbest stuff. The other day she was telling me, she's like, 'You know I can still fit in my wedding dress.' I was like, 'Oh my god, who cares, right?' I mean it is weird that she's the same size now as she was when she was 8 months pregnant.
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.