Quote by George Carlin:

Have you ever noticed that their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff?

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George Denis Patrick Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. He was known for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects.

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And then we get here and five minutes after we arrive, the skies open up. It's completely nice and there was a rainbow above the thing we were shooting. So, I don't know, if God didn't want us to shoot, he sure fucked up today.

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Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.