Quotes & Jokes about Stuff

17 quotes

Have you ever noticed that their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff?

I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff.

I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes.

Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: it attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent and trying to take other people’s stuff.

I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do.

The moments of comedy are there. But the whole idea of a vacation is the stripping away of stuff and then, by the end of the vacation, at least in my life, you do have these moments as a group, as a family having a great time, so mellow again. It takes a while to do that but that's what this movie is about.

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

When I look back on the stuff I used to wear, I wonder why somebody didn't try to stop me. Just a friendly warning, "You may regret this," would have been fine.

Most Americans have so much crap, that you could lose most of it and still have way more stuff than the average Canadian.

A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.

I have soundtracks for a lot of stuff.

That definitely went through my mind, ... The situation in Houston, I felt teams were going to shy away from me because of the stuff with me.

Some of my stuff, I realize is just rage.

I think the funniest stuff comes from the heaviest stuff.

I would not have had anything to eat if it weren't for the stuff the audience threw at me.