I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me!
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I come in the house soaking wet and am greeted by "Is it raining?" "Nope, decided to take the fish for a walk". Here's your sign!
I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.
There is probably more invisible tape out there than we realize.
According to a new study, Hawaii is the happiest place in America to live. And I thought it was just a great place to pretend you were born in.
I have no interest in art. Let me clarify - I have no interest in non-nude images.