I'm not addicted to cocaine... I just like the way it smells.
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If you have the Old Testament at home, if you flip the corner pages, you can see Jesus riding a horse.
I moved recently and I moved my cable and Internet and phone service which was all provided by Time Warner Cable. And you know, I made a plan with them where they'd come sometime between summer solstice and winter solstice and I would wait.
Every time I see Peter Falk in the movie I think that would be great. We'd be fun together.