Quotes & Jokes about Addiction
My girlfriend loves to eat chocolate. She’s always eating chocolate, and she likes to joke she’s got a chocolate addiction. "Get me away from those Hersheys bars. I’m addicted to them." It’s really annoying. So I put her in a car and I drove her downtown. And I pointed out a crack addict. And I said, "Do you see that, honey?... Why can’t you be that skinny?"
I’m addicted to placebos. I’d give them up, but it wouldn’t make any difference.
There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.
I'm not addicted to coke, i just love the way it smells!
I'm not addicted to cocaine... I just like the way it smells.
Shopping and buying and getting and having comprise the Great American Addiction. No one is immune. When the underclass riots in this country they don’t kill policemen and politicians, they steal merchandise. How embarrassing.
I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
Actually, I think all addiction starts with soda. Every junkie did soda first. But no one counts that. Maybe they should. The soda connection is clear. Why isn't a presidential commission looking into this? Or at least some guys from the National Carbonation Council.
I am addicted to hockey now. I've seen it on TV, but to be there? I had no idea that white people were having so much fun without me.
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.
What is sex addiction? I asked a doctor and the guys goes, "Sex addiction... People will end up doing something they don’t want to do just for sex." Isn’t that called a first date, man? If sex was the result of something I wanted to do, there’d be condoms all over my PlayStation.
As a recovering addict I know resentments are trouble so I have none except resenting myself.
You buy a new iPhone, a few months later, another new iPhone comes out, and you get online to buy another one. You can't get enough. You are addicted to Apple.
"One thing leads to another"? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.