Quote by Richard Pryor:

I'm not addicted to coke, i just love the way it smells!

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Richard Franklin Lennox Thomas Pryor was an American stand-up comedian, actor, and writer. He reached a broad audience with his trenchant observations and storytelling style, and is widely regarded as one of the greatest and most influential stand-up comedians of all time.

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Life can be really hard some times but its better than being a butterfly where you only live a month.

If you're going to give people 20 minutes of news satire, you've also got to give them Tiffani-Amber Thiessen or you're going to have rioting in the streets.

I still like paper books. Like, book is a flammable object. After you read it, you could use it to get warm. Or it could become a pile of napkins.

My father contracted polio on a troop train in Korea.

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.