Property is theft. Nobody “owns” anything. When you die, it all stays here.
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Quotes by other comedians
You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
I don't call her my middle child, I call her my center child, Because the world revolves around her.
It's starting to feel good, although I don't like feeling too good - that's not where my comedy comes from.