Property is theft. Nobody “owns” anything. When you die, it all stays here.
Quote by George Carlin:
Quotes by other comedians
This movie's so good I gotta bust a cap in it!
Comedians: We're allowed to not have a podcast right?
When did they start designing toothbrushes to look like basketball sneakers? Can I just brush my teeth and not be "extreme"?
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
It's funny because it's funny.