Quote by Bob Newhart:


Well, my career choice made a difference because I never would have met my wife, Jenny. I met her through comedian Buddy Hackett. He set us up on a blind date and then we got married.

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George Robert Newhart is an American stand-up comedian and actor, noted for his deadpan and slightly stammering delivery.

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I use profanity because I like profanity, but I’m not vulgar. Big difference. I love profanity because I really think profanity is cool.

When I was a kid, you ate, and you drank, and you passed out and nobody woke you up and said, 'Let's go shopping.'

Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that.