Quote by Bob Newhart:

You shouldn't get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny.

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George Robert Newhart is an American stand-up comedian and actor, noted for his deadpan and slightly stammering delivery.

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Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.' Only a Republican would think the best part of Viagra is the fact that you could make money off of it.

Someday I will tell my grandchildren that I lived in the era when "OK" was abbreviated to "K".

I'm into politics, and I love watching the heavier news magazine shows.

Get a sense of humor. If you don't, it'll be incredibly frustrating.