As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Quote by Buddy Hackett:
Quotes by other comedians
My mother ran in the bathroom, see my big brother sitting in the bathroom with a piece of shit in his hand in the tub, I was laying in the bottom of the water with blood gushing out my eye, G.I. Joe up my ass. My mother's like, "What the fuck going on in here?"
Sometimes you need a cigarette. Like after you have sex with a beautiful woman or a confused young man.
Just woke up after a nightmare only to reaiize it is far safer asleep than me making breakfast and always paranoid about poisoning myself.