Quote by Buddy Hackett:

Your financial cost can best be figured out when you realize that if you were to devote the same time and energy to business instead of gold, you would be a millionaire in approximately six weeks.

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Buddy Hackett was an American actor and comedian. His best remembered roles include Marcellus Washburn in The Music Man; Benjy Benjamin in It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World; Tennessee Steinmetz in The Love Bug; and the voice of Scuttle in The Little Mermaid.

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