I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
Venus de Milo’s mother, who once said to Venus, "You never call me. Can’t you pick up a phone?" Never got a dinner!
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
I don't get controversial, I don't get political and I don't tell you what to do with your life. I just go out there and tell some stories, and people can relate.
I can't go back now. I've done it. I've gone and done it.