Quotes & Jokes about Hate

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I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

Whoever you hate will end up in your family. You don't like gays? You're gonna have a gay son. You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your daughter's gonna come home with Livin' La Vida Loca!

Well, MTV isn't really my cup of tea... mainly because I hate huge pieces of shit in my tea.

So, I travel a lot. I hate traveling, mostly cause my dad used to beat me with a globe.

I hate false advertising, like 'Skittles: taste the rainbow.' No one's ever been like, 'Rainbow, right you guys?' Or what's Reese's? 'There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's.' Oh, really? Tell that to my uncle who used to put them in my underwear. Alright, maybe your uncles didn't love you.

Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you've never met.

All the nations of the earth must learn to live together in peace. Why be prejudiced against anyone because of their race, nationality, or creed? When there’s so many real reasons to hate others.

I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.

I hate when I'm masturbating to a hot chick on TV and then, right when I'm about to come, it cuts to one of the other Smurfs.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.

I hate bigots so much it makes me one.

I hate nickels; they're quarter impersonators.

I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say "I'm Stupid". That way you wouldn't rely on them, and you wouldn't ask them for nothing.

I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life.