Quotes & Jokes about Hate

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Whoever you hate will end up in your family. You don't like gays? You're gonna have a gay son. You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your daughter's gonna come home with Livin' La Vida Loca!

Well, MTV isn't really my cup of tea... mainly because I hate huge pieces of shit in my tea.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

I hate false advertising, like 'Skittles: taste the rainbow.' No one's ever been like, 'Rainbow, right you guys?' Or what's Reese's? 'There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's.' Oh, really? Tell that to my uncle who used to put them in my underwear. Alright, maybe your uncles didn't love you.

So, I travel a lot. I hate traveling, mostly cause my dad used to beat me with a globe.

All the nations of the earth must learn to live together in peace. Why be prejudiced against anyone because of their race, nationality, or creed? When there’s so many real reasons to hate others.

Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you've never met.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life.

I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.

I hate when I'm masturbating to a hot chick on TV and then, right when I'm about to come, it cuts to one of the other Smurfs.

The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't say it.

I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.

I hate nickels; they're quarter impersonators.

My brother hates gay people - hates us. 'We should take all you gays and stick you on an island.' 'Well they have, Frank. We call it Manhattan.'