Quotes & Jokes about Hate

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I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

Whoever you hate will end up in your family. You don't like gays? You're gonna have a gay son. You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your daughter's gonna come home with Livin' La Vida Loca!

Well, MTV isn't really my cup of tea... mainly because I hate huge pieces of shit in my tea.

So, I travel a lot. I hate traveling, mostly cause my dad used to beat me with a globe.

I hate false advertising, like 'Skittles: taste the rainbow.' No one's ever been like, 'Rainbow, right you guys?' Or what's Reese's? 'There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's.' Oh, really? Tell that to my uncle who used to put them in my underwear. Alright, maybe your uncles didn't love you.

Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you've never met.

I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.

I hate when I'm masturbating to a hot chick on TV and then, right when I'm about to come, it cuts to one of the other Smurfs.

All the nations of the earth must learn to live together in peace. Why be prejudiced against anyone because of their race, nationality, or creed? When there’s so many real reasons to hate others.

I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.

I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say "I'm Stupid". That way you wouldn't rely on them, and you wouldn't ask them for nothing.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!

I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I’ve never found any strange panties in my dog’s house.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.