Quotes & Jokes about Hate

50 quotes

Whoever you hate will end up in your family. You don't like gays? You're gonna have a gay son. You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your daughter's gonna come home with Livin' La Vida Loca!

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

Well, MTV isn't really my cup of tea... mainly because I hate huge pieces of shit in my tea.

So, I travel a lot. I hate traveling, mostly cause my dad used to beat me with a globe.

I hate false advertising, like 'Skittles: taste the rainbow.' No one's ever been like, 'Rainbow, right you guys?' Or what's Reese's? 'There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's.' Oh, really? Tell that to my uncle who used to put them in my underwear. Alright, maybe your uncles didn't love you.

All the nations of the earth must learn to live together in peace. Why be prejudiced against anyone because of their race, nationality, or creed? When there’s so many real reasons to hate others.

Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you've never met.

I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life.

I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

I hate when I'm masturbating to a hot chick on TV and then, right when I'm about to come, it cuts to one of the other Smurfs.

I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!

The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't say it.

This is why the terrorists hate us. And it’s not the glitter and it’s not the pomp and circumstance. We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball. And the mirror ball doesn’t care what color you are, and it doesn’t care how rich your parents are, and it doesn’t care what God you pray to. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.

I hate nickels; they're quarter impersonators.