Twitter is one of those dangerous toys that if it gets in the hands of the wrong person you'll have the mind of a 12-year-old masquerading as an adult.
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If I could have any job I would be a cat… but that’s not something I’m supposed to talk about in public.
Why do people do things that they fear? It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear.
The best you can do is just roll over and let it drip out.
The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, "You know what? Let's just grab lunch."
The gun legislation was doomed the minute it became associated with the words "common sense".