People say history is boring, and that is true because people are boring. We haven't changed since time began. We're still the same.
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I never touched a gun in my life. That and that alone forever doomed me to middle management.
I took a lie detector test the other day. No I didn’t.
If you are wondering if a guinea pig is the right pet for you, find an old shoe, put it in a cage, then teach it how to shit. In love yet?
With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
I think Chappelle set the bar when he came out with his show. To be as great as him or greater you have to push it a little further - as long as there's substance in terms of the material.