Quotes & Jokes about Change


Change is the law of God's mind and resistance to it is the source of all pain.

Once we used to have to crank up our cars, now you can pop it on from inside your house. Everything has changed except how we get freedom.

Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

People with high blood pressure, diabetes - those are conditions brought about by life style. If you change the life style, those conditions will leave.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

When Obama ran, he said, "We can change the world!" The world: can you change it back?!

I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.

Every generation has their challenge. And things change rapidly, and life gets better in an instant.

Change is inevitable... except from vending machines.

If the truth conflicts with my beliefs, I change my beliefs.

Actually, there's nothing I know for sure because I know for sure that things change.

People say history is boring, and that is true because people are boring. We haven't changed since time began. We're still the same.

You know when you say something but you want to change in the middle? Like one time I was a bout to say take care but changed in the middle to good luck so it sounded like take luck... If you have any luck take care of it. Take luck you now. Shut up!

Sometimes people change their minds, sometimes they meet someone else, sometimes they get sober, and sometimes he was just a jerk who you’re lucky to be rid of.

Divorce is just about change, you know. It's God saying, "You need a change. And I'm going to make it so your bank account only has change."