Quote by David Cross:


I think pornography is the only art form where you can be videotaped on a shaky handy cam sucking off a horse and be considered a star.

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David Cross is an American stand-up comedian, actor, director, and writer, known primarily for his stand-up performances, the HBO sketch comedy series Mr. Show, and his role as Tobias Fünke in the sitcom Arrested Development.

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Life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy by yourself and for yourself. Happiness comes from within. You have the power to change your own mindset so that all the negative, horrible thoughts that try to invade your psyche are replaced with happy, positive, wonderful thoughts.

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.

Right now someone out there is struggling and starting to panic because they can't get out of a tempurpedic bed.