Quote by George Carlin:

Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil’s workshop." And the devil’s name is Alzheimer’s.

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George Denis Patrick Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. He was known for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects.

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