Quote by David Letterman:

Fine art and pizza delivery - being a talk-show host falls neatly in between.

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David Michael Letterman is an American television host, comedian, writer, and producer. He hosted late night television talk shows for 33 years, beginning with the February 1, 1982, debut of Late Night with David Letterman on NBC, and ending with the May 20, 2015, broadcast of Late Show with David Letterman on CBS.

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A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.

If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart... you might be a rednneck.

I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for it to age.