Fine art and pizza delivery - being a talk-show host falls neatly in between.
Quote by David Letterman:
Quotes by other comedians
A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart... you might be a rednneck.
I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for it to age.