I'm the Lord of the Dance! Fuck Michael Flatley, it's me!
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I'm sorry and ashamed to report that I'm not actually a Jew. I was pretending to be a Jew to minimize the holocaust.
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You wanna hear the funniest part of that story? Where my mom, y'know, shoots and kills a man?