I love that red wine is good for you. Isn't that cool? I want to hear more of this. I want to hear more things in life like, "Red wine, in conjunction with a lap dance, while watching NFL football, is the best cardiovascular workout you can have."
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Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
Ratings for the XFL are so low that pretty soon they'll be able to address the viewers by name.
On a personal note, I'm a comedian who makes fun of what I believe to be the absurdities of our government. Make my life difficult. Make this next four years really shitty for me, so that every morning all we can do is come in and go, 'Madonna is doing some Kaballah thing, you wanna do that?' I'd like that. I'm tired.
If you judge a person by the company they keep, then I'm retarded.