Quote by George Carlin:

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

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George Denis Patrick Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. He was known for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects.

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Let's start anew. Life is goals - Purpose-Attempts - Struggle-Dreams and Accomplishmenties. It sounds confusing (my fault), but it's actually simple.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.