I was once dancing with a woman who told me she had a yeast infection so I told her to bake me some bread.
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My girlfriend wants me to choke her while we're having sex. But I say, what's wrong with while we're having dinner?
My first car was a 1977 Oldsmobile Delta 88. Ugly car. More ugly on this car than a Rolling Stones group photo.
Somebody put something in his mouth. My zipper's stuck.