Quote by George Carlin:

A guy say to me "are you gay?" and I say "bend over and let's find out".

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George Denis Patrick Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. He was known for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects.

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People who annoy people are the luckiest people in the world.

When a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried that is couch french fries.

Being brokenhearted is like having broken ribs. On the outside it looks like nothing's wrong, but every breath hurts.