A guy say to me "are you gay?" and I say "bend over and let's find out".
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People who annoy people are the luckiest people in the world.
When a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried that is couch french fries.
Being brokenhearted is like having broken ribs. On the outside it looks like nothing's wrong, but every breath hurts.