I miss my wife's cooking - as often as I can.
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But puberty was… well, before puberty, at school, I didn't tell kids I was a transvestite ‘cause I thought they might kill me with sticks, you know?
I say 'no' to drugs. Whenever someone asks me for some of my drugs I say, 'no.'
The key is to get it all down on paper before the coffee stops telling you you’re talented.
Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk.
I made some jokes about weed, got some laughs, made some more jokes, got some more laughs; next thing you know, I’m telling a lot of jokes about it.