Quote by Howie Mandel:

I needed time to stand back and go through a lot more experience in life. Then I have something to write about, joke or to animate.

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Howard Michael Mandel is a Canadian comedian, actor, voice actor, and television host. He hosted the CNBC game show Deal or No Deal, as well as the show's daytime and Canadian-English counterparts. In 1987, Mandel starred alongside Amy Steel in the comedy film Walk Like a Man.

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I'd put my faith in god, but I haven't met him, and I've been hurt before.

Here it goes: I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yeild at a crosswalk, I changed lanes in the intersection, I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeding!

Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking - its nothing to brag about. And those who preach faith, and enable it, and elevate it, are our intellectual slaveholders - keeping mankind in a bondage to fantasy and nonsense that has spawned and justified so much lunacy and destruction.

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

Don't most men actually think that the more money they spend on a date, the more fingers they get to stick in your pussy before they kiss you goodnight?