Quote by Jack Benny:


Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

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Jack Benny, often called "Jackson" on his own show, was an American comedian, vaudevillian, radio, television and film actor, and violinist.

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I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat.