Quote by Jack Benny:

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

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Jack Benny, often called "Jackson" on his own show, was an American comedian, vaudevillian, radio, television and film actor, and violinist.

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Never forget that Hitler was a Catholic.

The one equal right that women will never get... is the equal right of just being able to fuck shamelessly, like men do.