Quote by Jack Benny:

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

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Jack Benny, often called "Jackson" on his own show, was an American comedian, vaudevillian, radio, television and film actor, and violinist.

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My point of reference is life, in everything that I do.

I loved Japan. I used to read a lot about it when I was a child. And I always wanted to go. And it was delightful. I absolutely loved it. What a smashing place.

To me, the stand up part in my life is great. I know I can do that. When I get an acting chance, I'm really thrilled.

I think all the knowledge and all the travels that I've done, I'm going to do a lot of great work in the future.

Men, for the most part, like to pursue women. We like not knowing if we can catch you. We feel rewarded when we do. Especially when the chase is a long one.