Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
I will only praise someone who can't take anything away from me.
A little man is running a jewelry store. A man runs in saying, "Okay, take my watch, put on a new band, install a new battery, clean the case, install a new crystal, and tune it up. I will be back in a half hour for it. Thanks!" and runs out the door. The little jeweler says, "C-C-C-Come in?"