Quotes & Jokes about Love


Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love.

If you haven't contemplated murder, you ain't been in love. If you haven't seriously thought about killing a motherfucker, you ain't been in love.

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.

Girls can fake orgasms, but boys can fake love.

The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

You have to break in half to love somebody.

I love my dad. He used to be a professional wrestler in Mexico. So it was cool growing up with him, because when he hit us, he didn’t really hit us.

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.

Love is man's natural endowment, but he doesn't know how to use it. He refuses to recognize the power of love because of his love of power.

It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that, I never even thought about killin' myself.

Ladies, if you’re at the mall and you think your man is looking at other girls just remember: If your man is at the mall with you... he... loves you.

It's an incredible feeling falling in love someone who doesn't know you exist.

Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.