Quote by Jackie Mason:


I always thought music was more important than sex - then I thought if I don't hear a concert for a year-and-a-half it doesn't bother me.

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ackie Mason is an American stand-up comedian and film and television actor. He is ranked #63 on Comedy Central's 100 greatest stand-up comedians of all-time. His 1986 one-man show The World According to Me won a Special Tony Award, an Outer Critics Circle Award, an Ace Award, an Emmy Award, and a Grammy nomination.

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You need an audience to help you figure out what’s working and what’s worth putting on your album or your special - or even just what’s worth touring with.