Quote by Jay Leno:

A survey asked married women when they most want to have sex. 84 per cent of them said right after their husband is finished.

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James Douglas Muir Leno is an American comedian, actor, writer, producer, and television host. After doing stand-up comedy for years, he became the host of NBC's The Tonight Show with Jay Leno from 1992 to 2009.

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I don't care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.

The world's oldest woman passed away at 116. They keep dying. I think that title may be cursed.

I'm enjoying the work while I get it right now.

I stopped having intimacy problems when my lovers did impressions of other women.

I got a lot of positive people around me.