I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.
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Frankly, I'm in shock. I just can't believe it... even though I had every reason to expect it.
You don't have to have 14 committees and studios weighing in. Its really just you.
I'm always giving myself the Alzheimer's test. My shrink told me to do this. It takes one minute. You name every word that comes to mind that begins with the letter F.