When I hear a person talking about political solutions, I know I am not listening to a serious person.
Quote by George Carlin:
Quotes by other comedians
Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
The Police report said they stabbed this guy 51 times, bludgeoned him in the head with a heavy object 13 times and they shot him twice, so I figure this guy's by the door on the way out going, "You don't have to leave yet, do you? You haven't shoved a chainsaw up my ass yet! My head's still on my torso! I'm glad you fuckers can handle your high!"
Brain damage and stupidity are very different things, but can have similar effects on the wearer.