Quote by Jeff Foxworthy:

You might be a redneck if... your family tree doesn't fork.

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Jeffrey Marshall Foxworthy is an American stand-up comedian, actor, television personality, radio personality and author. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White.

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I told a joke and people laughed and it was the best feeling. I knew I wanted to do this as a career. I never knew I could get such a high from telling a joke. There’s something so extraordinary about having people listening to you and hanging onto your words - it’s a great feeling.

You see people waving. You don't see people having problems, with each other at least.

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.