You might be a redneck if... your family tree doesn't fork.
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I told a joke and people laughed and it was the best feeling. I knew I wanted to do this as a career. I never knew I could get such a high from telling a joke. There’s something so extraordinary about having people listening to you and hanging onto your words - it’s a great feeling.
You see people waving. You don't see people having problems, with each other at least.
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.