Quote by Jeff Foxworthy:

You might be a redneck if... your family tree doesn't fork.

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Jeffrey Marshall Foxworthy is an American stand-up comedian, actor, television personality, radio personality and author. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White.

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You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it.

I'm strongly debating quitting. I don't want to create things to be angry about, I'd sooner start doing happy shit.