Quote by George Carlin:


Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

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George Denis Patrick Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. He was known for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects.

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Life's a short trip. You'll find out.

While I am venting hey oil companies why does gas cost different in different parts of the country. It's the same freaking gas.

I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.