Quote by Jerry Seinfeld:


I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me!

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Jerome Allen Seinfeld is an American comedian, actor, writer, producer, and director. He is known for playing a semi-fictionalized version of himself in the sitcom Seinfeld, which he created and wrote with Larry David.

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