The bias of the mainstream media is toward sensationalism, conflict, and laziness.
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Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
All the commercials on TV today are for antidepressants, for Prozac or Paxil. And they get you right away. "Are you sad? Do you get stressed, do you have anxiety?" "Yes, I have all those things! I'm alive!"
It's hard for anybody who's been with me not to feel starved for affection when I'm making love to my ideas. Maybe it's not meant for me to settle down and be married.
I think about being married again, having a home and a wife. No one can ever be married too many times, and maybe if I keep trying I'll get it right one day.
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.