Quote by Larry Miller:

To women, we are like big dogs that talk.


Quotes by other comedians

There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but I don't know what that is, I'm really curious about that. I'm really curious about what people think they're doing when they're doing something evil, casually. I think it's really interesting, that we benefit from suffering so much, and we excuse ourselves from it.

When I talk to Steve Martin, he's joyful when he talks about comedy.

When you get off stage, the audience should know a little bit about you. Not where you are from, but how you see the world. And that’s the difference between like a Chris Rock joke, and like an open-miker.

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn’t say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours.

Sometimes failure makes your future because you set the past on fire.