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I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?

When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss? It sounds like a near hit to me!

I've been a straight man for so many years that from force of habit I repeat everything. I went out fishing with a fellow the other day and he fell overboard. He yelled, "Help! Help! Help!" so I said, "Help? Help? Help?" And while I was waiting for him to get his laugh, he drowned.